this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
