dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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