I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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