we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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