New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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