She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
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