Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
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I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
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Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
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