i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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