I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
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I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
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Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Lo siento on account of my penis...
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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