she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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