Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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