Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
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yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
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I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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