You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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