i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
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Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
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I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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