Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
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