everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
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You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
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N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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