her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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