Im at strip club and am horny
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
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