Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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