What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
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Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
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That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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