Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
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Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
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Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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