no you cant smoke seaweed
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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