Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
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6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
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Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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