I think my vagina is haunted
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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