Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Randomize
