16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
no you cant smoke seaweed
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
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she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
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I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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