I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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