Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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