Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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