sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
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sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
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I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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