We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
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i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
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That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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