Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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