no, he came in my armpit
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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