my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
im six kinds of drunk right now
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
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Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
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I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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