There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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