its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
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Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
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We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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