It's like God shit irony all over that family
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
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That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
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im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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