Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
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That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
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its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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