i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
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If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
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You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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