Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
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