doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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