he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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