So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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