when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
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Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
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we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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