i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
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I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
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I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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