she looked like the before picture.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I'm way too hungover for life right now
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