I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
It's blow job season.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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