I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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