Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
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normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
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I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
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