no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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