you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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