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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket

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(801): View more from Utah

Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail

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(205): View more from Alabama

Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.

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(646): View more from New York

So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?

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(316): View more from Kansas

No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.

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(250): View more from British Columbia

the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.

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(231): View more from Michigan

We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom

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(843): View more from South Carolina

So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.

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