I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
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life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
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I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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