I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
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He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
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Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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