South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
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I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
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We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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