I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
We are two peas in an std pod
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
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